Press Release

For Immediate Release

Jesus Announces Millions of Job Openings for Those Seeking Purpose, Fulfillment and Income

April 19, 2024 - Chicago, IL - In a surprising turn of events, Jesus Christ, the central figure of Christianity, has announced that He is now hiring. The news has sparked curiosity and speculation among believers and non-believers alike, with many wondering what kind of job opportunities the Son of God could be offering.

According to sources close to Jesus, He is looking to expand His team of disciples and is actively seeking individuals who are passionate about spreading love, wearing the Gospel, and sharing the Good News. This unique job opportunity is open to people of all backgrounds and faiths levels, as long as they share Jesus' values and beliefs.

Some have even taken to social media to express their interest and excitement, with the hashtag #JesusIsHiring quickly gaining popularity. Others have raised questions about the legitimacy of this job offer, but Jesus has assured it is a genuine opportunity for those who are willing to take a leap of faith.

In a world filled with uncertainty and division, the idea of working for Jesus and spreading His message of love and unity has struck a chord with many. Whether you are a believer or not, the opportunity to work for one of the most influential figures in history is certainly an intriguing one. The choice is yours, and the Son of God is waiting for your application.

For more information on this job opportunity, interested individuals or ministries can visit Jesus' official website at JesusIsHiring.com. Don't miss this chance to be a part of something truly extraordinary.